La la, la la.
A las tristes criaturitas,
Uy, señorita, mírese. Se ve hermosa.
La la, la la, serás popular.
GALINDA: You know what, Elphis? Now that you're my friend, you're going to be my new project.
If someone's not Galinda, as pretty as me,
and I'm serious, there's no one as cute as me,
my heart can be moved.
If you have the urge for a transformation, find in me the solution.
I know, I know, what one should do.
And I'll do you the favor,
no matter if your case's the worst.
Don't worry, there's a cure for you,
trust in me and you'll be very..., very..., very...
You're going to be popular.
Because I'll tell you how to
treat the gallant,
how and which tantrum to throw.
You'll know which clothes to wear,
Ooh! How to flirt,
what you'll get by being
I'll help you to be popular
You'll know who to date,
when one should lie,
how to never get fat,
C'mon then, you need a lot of work.
I'll remove the ugly and the pathetic,
just pretend I'm giving you a cosmetic laxative.
Because you're my friend I'll turn you from a frog into a princess
Nobody beats me,
because I make everything...
I know how to be popular.
With me you will see
that you'll stop being
the most dull thing that ever was here. Well, is!
And nothing will stop me
From doing it for you..., yeah.
La la, la la.
I'll turn you popular.
To the poor little things,
who are bland and ugly,
I'll remind you what happened with many
famous heads of state,
people from the news bulletins,
Were they even smart?
Of course not!
It's the popularity. Yeah,
their images are popular.
It's not about aptitude,
but rather attitude,
and it's such a great virtue
being as popular as me!
Ooh, miss, look at yourself. You look beautiful.
ELPHABA: I have to go.
GALINDA: You're welcome.
And you'll protest,
but you'll soon see,
that whether you want it or not,
and even if you don't know it,
your fate has already been decided.
La la, la la, you'll be popular.
Just not quite as popular as me!